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Zach Leatherman :11ty:

your nose is 3d printer for boogers, think about it

I am very unserious but also simultaneously extremely serious

multitudes wish they contained me

@mahryekuh yes hello, how can I help you

@zachleat Dude you should see this booger boat I just made!!

@zachleat You deserve great things Zach, great things.

@zachleat thank you for unlocking this memory of the giant nose from Double Dare

@slab_bulkhead this is the same green ooze that created the ninja turtles

@zachleat Is this "headcanon"?

(Not to be confused with "head cannon", which is your nose.)

@slab_bulkhead this dovetails with the term “snot rocket” quite nicely

@zachleat which would make your bowels a 3d printer for…

i'm sorry, hanging around my kids too much. first thought is always a 💩 joke

@jimniels look, I workshopped this joke with my kids and this was the first place they went too

@zachleat This is exactly the kind of content I'm here for.

@tylersticka ahead of its time

and by “its“ I mean “my” because I am very young