we fought hard to vanquish the corporate hackathon in ages past but as prophecy has foretold they have returned—clawing back up from the depths of hell to claim many an unpaid hour of labor in service of insatiable marketing KPIs
—The pizza will flow!
(Cackles maniacally, there’s loud thundering & screaming in the background)
@wtrmt a burst of cloud and smoke just opened from a rift on the 50th floor, somewhere