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9 y/o tried to say that I was middle aged but instead said that I was from the Middle Ages
@zachleat You were probably born in the late 1900s
@luis_in_brief only about 400–500 years too late
@zachleat just preparing you for the other ways your kids can age you.
My nephew, singing along to They Might Be Giants: “Even [mumble] New York…”
My son: “Old New York. Old, like my dad.”
@zachleat@zachleat.com@luis_in_brief kids know where all of the kryptonite is buried