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Zach Leatherman :11ty:

sure, I can touch grass—but can I grep grass? can I sed grass? can I tail grass? yeah, that’s what I thought

@zachleat "touch grass && rm grass" would be a great podcast title.

@deafferret ok sure but what version is perl harbor

@deafferret oh wtf I didn’t even know this

@zachleat
touch $(which grass)
touch: cannot touch '/usr/bin/grass': Permission denied

@lars you gotta open the backdoor first

@zachleat

#!/bin/bash
S=$(basename "$0");D=$((($(date +%s)-$(stat -c %Y "$0"))/86400))
[ $D -lt 1 ]&&echo "Great job! You recently touched $S. Keep it up!"&&exit 0
E=${#D};EXC=$(printf "%${E}s"|tr ' ' '!')
echo "Please touch $S again$EXC";exit $E

@zachleat sudoers may touch this at any time.

@zachleat Of course you can pull grass, but can you push it?

@bobmonsour @zachleat ```
git pull
git add grass/
git commit -m "grass added"
git push
```

@zachleat

make grass
water | grass
touch grass
cut grass

@edwin cats need vitamins but do they need minerals?? listen in on this 46 part podcast series

@zachleat the question remains: can you cat grass? 😉

@edwin I definitely can’t but my two cats definitely can

@zachleat you can tar grass, now you have a parking space for your cybertruck